Why don’t my ex-boyfriends appear in Google?
Confession time. I just Googled the names of all my ex-boyfriends - in the name of research, of course - and none of them come up in the first page of search results. Very disappointing! How am I supposed to find out what they’re doing now and think about how much more wonderful my life is without them if they insist on being anonymous nobodies? Personally, I Google extremely well - they can all find out what I’ve been doing and how brilliant I am; I think it’s only courteous that I should be able to do likewise. This is the internet age after all - nothing’s sacred.
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According to the third result you are the winner of the Young Embroiderers Under 14 Prize for most outstanding work by a Young Embroiderer aged under 14 years for the Flowered Jean Bag you entered in Riches of Stitches Awards this year. And according to the fourth entry you are a bosun in the America’s Cup. Clearly a woman of many talents!
They’re hiding because you’re stalking them :-p
My stalking days are over - the court says I’m not allowed
Bah what does the legal system know about true love?
actually, why are your looking for your ex-boyfriends … your husband (not yet ex)