Swandives

There’s this strange, very unpleasant smell in our bedroom at the moment - kind of like really bad garlic breath that you get on buses from time to time. But neither of us have garlic breath that bad. And I can’t for the life of me find its cause. It’s so bad that I spent half of last night on the couch to get away from it!

Not the usual reason for sleeping on the couch, I know. But I am starting to really worry about the stinky boudoir. I opened the windows to air it out, and I’ve burned all kinds of incense, and sprayed bathroom spray, but it’s remarkably persistent. All that happens it that you end up with an even stinkier cocktail, and that ain’t good.