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I missed the memo

so will somebody please explain to me why Britney Spears has shaved her head?

5 Comments so far

  1. Justin February 23rd, 2007 3:59 pm

    Cry for help?

  2. Justin February 23rd, 2007 5:47 pm

    Thinking about it more I’m sure thats what it is. Childhood stars never last. I don’t think she’ll get through 2007 without doing something harmful to herself.

    “The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy.”

    Shame.

  3. Caitlin February 23rd, 2007 11:10 pm

    Because she’s gone off the rails and is self-destructing*. The same reason she married that guy in Vegas for 24 hours.

    * ie. NOT the same reason I shaved my head.

  4. Justin February 26th, 2007 12:43 pm

    Heard on the news on the weekend:
    “According to her PR, she is *not* under suicide watch at the rehab center.”

    You heard it here first, folks.

  5. The Swan February 26th, 2007 1:18 pm

    Gawd, it would suck being in the public eye like that.

    And the machine rolls on.

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