Swandives

Swandives can’t let Grand Final AFL week go without the obligatory best wishes for the Swans. Roosy, you’re a legend! And that goes for the boys too.

The household is divided…the beloved showed his true colours a few weeks ago when Swans played West Coast and won by the narrowest of margins. His Perth roots are showing through…grrr. How can he possibly defect so! Oh well. I’m nervous…West Coast want it bad and they have Chris Judd, but I have faith.

EDIT: LOST BY A POINT!!! BAZZA, MATE, WHAT WERE YOU DOING? Don’t worry. We still loves ya. And there was a wonderful symmetry about it all….last year, Swannies lost by four points in the final, beat West Coast by four points in the grand final. This year, won by a point in the final, lost by a point in the grand final…you have to be philosophical.